"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Do vagina's smell?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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