it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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