i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That accounts for only three of the penises
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
