I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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