David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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