This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i believe in u and ur pee
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Randomize
