Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just had sex on a roof
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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