i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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