that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
