So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
