so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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