If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We are two peas in an std pod
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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