why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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