yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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