its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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