i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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