Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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