Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I looked at my own cervix.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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