um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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