Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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