Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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