I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Still dying that you shit outside
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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