I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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