Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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