You were right. It hurts to walk today.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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