Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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