Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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