Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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