Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
