You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
