Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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