That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
No subtext here. People are naked.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
