I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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