Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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