I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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