But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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