thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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