When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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