Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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