big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
All I want is dick and wine.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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