real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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