At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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