i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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