woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
