walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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