The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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