The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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