His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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