you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think I am morally bankrupt
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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