Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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