Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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