So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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